love honor vacuum blog Is the title really that hard to remember that people have to search for it?
hair in rags This post is my most popular one. It seems that I am one of the few people on earth who put pictures up of how to wrap a child's hair in rags to make it curly. There you go. You can just call me Laura Ingalls Wilder!
wifey sex A lot of people came here because of that. I'm not sure what you're looking for, but I'm pretty sure I'm not it.
Obama head tilt. So I'm not the only one who noticed it!
fat+nurse+pic What???!!! Now that's weird.
fecal jokes I'm sorry, you're going to need a 7-year-old's blog for that.
"who's your mother?" Can't help you there.
Is 3 old enough to stay at grandparents for the summer? I'm going to say--it depends. Do the grandparents live beside you? Do you hit the bars every night and don't pay much attention to the kid? I guess it all depends on the alternatives, doesn't it?
angry with spouse Sometimes I'm angry with him, too. Like lately he's been sleeping on top of the covers. And then when I pull the covers over myself, I can't budge them because he's on them. This makes me grumpy. But if you're talking about real anger, you probably want to go here.
best foods for weak stomach Hard boiled eggs? Stay away from the venison. Trust me.
Bristol Palin's boyfriend It's not me. I swear.
how old child start vacuuming I would say 10 months is too young, because they really need to hold on to furniture while they cruise. Beyond that, it's up to you.
How long for upset spouse to forgive That's a toughie. It depends what you did, and whether they know God. Without God, forgiveness is really, really hard. And that's just the truth of it.
how to forgive a spouse who created you Okay, that's kind of spooky. Did you marry your dad? If so, I really don't want to go there.
how to stop from feeling fat Stop looking in the mirror. (Unless you're anorexic. Then you need real help!)
How to initiate sex Just do it!
I love my vacuum sex AAAAHHHGGGHHHH! I didn't want to know that. You pervert.
vacuum job to husband Go for it! Just don't let him do the laundry. Trust me.
Vacuum mammograms Oh, yeah. That's what it feels like.
Hi Sheila, I came across you via the Heart of the Matter site. I have been reading your blog ever since, and just started your book (Love, Honour, Vacuum). I enjoy reading your thoughts - you think much like me :). So although I haven't yet commented, write on - I'm listening and nodding.. Sim in Oz.
About Me: I'm a Christian author of a bunch of books, and a frequent speaker to women's groups and marriage conferences. Best of all, I love homeschooling my daughters, Rebecca and Katie. And I love to knit. Preferably simultaneously.
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These are great!!! Thanks for the laugh!