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Things I Can No Longer Do

Saturday, October 25, 2008

...eat two bowls of ice cream in a day without worrying about the scale.

...watch a movie in which any child is hurt or kidnapped. Forget that. I'm a parent now!

...spin a double pirrouette on pointe. Or not on pointe. Or even barely on my tip toes. Even with something to hold on to.

...put my foot behind my head.

...hold on to my foot and then stretch out my leg without letting go.

...sit on the floor with my legs in a V and then bend. Even 20 degrees. I just can't get down there. No flexibility whatsoever!

...ignore politics. Everything just seems too important now.

...forget someone's birthday without feeling guilty.

...go a day without a Diet Pepsi. It's pathetic.

...use a curling iron and have my hair look good. How come we don't like curls anymore?

...look down on someone just because they don't have a university education. Now I live in the real world, and I understand what real smarts are.

...have hope that the government can make the world better. Only God can, and we are His hands.

...Watch TV. It's just too dark.

...Spend a day without knitting. It grounds me.

What about you?