How Did You Get Here?
Sunday, October 05, 2008
It's the beginning of a new month, so I thought I'd do another search engine fun post!
How did people get here last month? Here are some of the searches:
forgetting your children...
I've done that. Just don't forget them at a store.
"picking your nose and eating it" then kissing
Okay, that's just too much information. Why would you search on this? Are you afraid your boyfriend does this? Do you want to do this? Or are you 8?
"I hate work so much I want to"
Don't leave me in suspense like that! You want to what? Eat chocolate? Kill a squirrel? What?
"how to eat on a weak stomach"
I find it easier to eat on a table myself. But to each her own. I think you were probably directed to this post.
Does God ever give back babies that die
That's heartbreaking. He does give them back, because they're still there, and one day they'll show you around heaven! If you have had a child who died, like I have, here's a prayer I can offer you. And here's a book I wrote just for you.
elastic pants for fat feeling
I have no idea why I showed up here. But by all means, get the elastic pants! Better than than to let the rolls of fat hang out for all to see in low rise jeans or something.
do your kids vacuum
Yep. Just not without complaining.
create a vacuum around me
No problem. We just need a wormhole. I'll phone a Trekkie and get right on that.
growing up without a man figure
Do you mean growing up with a Ken doll? Or growing up with a female figure rather than a male figure? Oh, you probably mean growing up without a father. Got it.
what to wear to make him drool
Ah, yes. As opposed to Monday clothing. I have all my clothing organized by days. Don't you?
how to tackle a storage room
With a shovel.
And then there are the obligatory disgusting ones about things to do with vacuums I would never have dreamed of.
And, of course, the famous how to rag roll your daughter's hair post. My kids are so proud that we're that high on the google search engine for picture tutorials of rag rolling hair! They think they are famous.
So how did you get here? I'd love to know!
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posted @ 11:06 PM